She: “Okay, I had to call. We posted at exactly the same time.”
Me: “Great minds think alike. What was your home improvement project today? Did you use the dremel tool?”
She: “Yeah, I worked on the stairs. It works great.”
Me: “How far did you get?”
She: “Not far. After a while you start feeling the vibrations all over and you’ve got to stop.
But I love power tools.”
Me: “Everyone loves power tools.”
She: “No, no, no! Not like that!”
Me: “Yeah, like that. Trust me.”
