He: “Aristotle Onassis’s granddaughter turned 18 today. I need to get me some of that.”
Me: “Can you imagine how hard it’s going to be to impress an 18 year old billionaire? I mean, what would you do for a first date?”
He: “I’d impress her with my programming skills — whip out a workflow and start coding some perl.”
Me: “She’s jaded enough that it could work. Go for it.”
