She: “The tape ran out, so we didn’t get to see the end of the movie!”

Me: “I don’t want to ruin anything for you, but the tanks at the end are amazing.”

She: “No! Nononono! Don’t tell me!”

Me: “And the part where she takes a bullet for the other girl? Made me cry.”

She B: “Tanks? But…”

Me: “Yes, tanks. There are differences in the theatrical release. They change things when they put it on T.V — you know that.”

She: “I don’t want to hear! Stop!”

Me: “You really should rent it. You must see the ending.”

She B: “You’ll be surprised.”