Me: “So I read today about this lady in New York who got Chris Rock’s old cellphone number. She apparently got some very, VERY interesting phone calls.”

She: “Why can’t anything like that ever happen to me!”

She B: “Excuse me? This from the woman with a Tribune by-line!”

Me: “This from the woman who was on the Today Show?!”

She: “It wasn’t the Today Show. It was Good Morning America.”

She B: “See! See!”

Me: “I think you get more than your fair share of excitement.”

She: “I suppose. Still, I’d love to get my hands on Chris Rock’s cell phone. Can you imagine?”

Me: “Don’t have to. You can go read all about it.