Me: “Did the ceiling in your bathroom have cheetah spots?”
He: “My bathroom?”
Me: “Yeah, in McDonald’s. Did it?”
He: “Nooooooo. Did yours?”
Me: “It did. Kinda freaked me out. That’s something I didn’t need to see this early in the morning.”
He: “Are you sure you weren’t hallucinating?”
Me: “I was not hallucinating! See, I took a picture.”
He (laughing): “Why?!?”
Me: “Obviously this isn’t the first time I’ve been accused of hallucinating, so I’ve taken to photo-documenting my life.”
He: “…”
Me: “Yeah, uh-huh. Who’s laughing now? I’m not crazy.”
