Me: “So are we meeting up for lunch?”
He: “Yes, though we have this thing at 2:00.”
She: “We’re playing D&D.”
Me: “Ahhhh…remember not to tease a man about his THAC0.”
He: “We don’t use THAC0 anymore in D&D. That’s old school.”
Me: “Make me feel my age, why don’t ya.”
She: “THAC0?”
Me: “To hit armor class zero.”
He: “DUUUUUDE! You know what it means!”
He (to She): “She’s okay. She has my stamp of approval.”
Me: “Yeah, but I did I have to become a dude to get it?”
