Me: “I love my new Red Elvises album, I must share.”

She: “Burn or rip?”

Me: “I can’t burn because I upgraded my OS to accommodate my iPod, but I can bring the CD so you can burn because you know I’ve ripped.”

She: “…I can’t believe we’re having this conversation.”

Me: “5 years ago, we wouldn’t have had this conversation.”

She: “Yeah…I was thinking 20 years.”

Me: “20 years ago, there’s no way either of us could’ve parsed this conversation.”