Me: “Look what I’ve got.”
She: “Hey, that’s money!”
Me: “Twenty five dollars!”
She: “Where’d you get it?”
Me: “Funny you should ask. I was walking down the street and this kid goes running by me, money falling out of his pockets. I picked it up and then went running after him and shouting, ‘Kid, I’ve got your money! I’ve got your money!’. I decided it didn’t look good for me to be running after some boy on the street with a fist full of bills.”
She: “No, probably not.”
Me: “So I pocketed the money and came back here.”
She: “Nothing wrong with that. Guess you’re breaking even on the day.”
Me: “After shoe shopping? No, I’m a long way from breaking even.”
