He: “Did you have a good time?”

Me: “Yeah, though I had a case of the spins one night.”

He: “Which way did you go, clockwise or counter-clockwise?”

Me: “On this side the equator it’s clockwise. You have to get blasted in Brazil to go the other way.”

He: “Really?”

Me: “Oh, sure. It works just like toliets do.”

He: “Really?! I’ve got to try that.”