VP: “Your shoelace is untied.”
Me: “So it is…I’ll get to it in a minute.”
VP: “How’re going to manage with your arm laid up? Let me…”
Me: “Let you what?”
VP: “Tie your shoe. Prop it up here ’cause I can’t bend over.”
Me: “I haven’t had my shoes tied since I was four. You’re giving me a complex.”
VP: “Well next time use velcro.”
