She: “Have I mentioned how much I despise you?”
Passer-By: “…”
Me: “Why do you think I’m rubbing salt in the wounds?”
Passer-By: “…”
She (to Passer-By): “Do you mind? I’m talking to my best friend here!”
Me (to Passer-By): “Yeah! Mind your own business.”
She: “Some people just can’t feel the love.”
