Cat Anxiety
Me: "Hello, K, I've lost Pattie's cat." K: "What? You ate Pattie's fat?" Me: "No, I lost her cat. I've been all over her apartment and I can't find the damned cat." K: "You're cat sitting?" Me: "Yeah. Cats don't get stuck behind things, do they?" K: "No. They only go into places they can