She: “Did you bring toothpaste?”
Me: “Yeah, in my overnight bag. It’s Close-up.”
She (singing): “Get a closer…now don’t be shy…”
Me: “Stop! That is not the Close-up theme song!”
She: “Oh. What is it?”
Me: “Arid Extra Dry. I don’t need to think about deo while I’m brushing my teeth.”
She: “Yeah, yeah. Okay. Pass it over…”
