She: “Here, we need these, too.”
Me: “Entenmann’s Chocolate Chip Cookies? We need these? I thought you were being good.”
She: “I was, but we have to get them. They’re Amy’s favorites!”
Me: “But…Amy’s not going to be there!”
She: “Then we’ll eat them in her honor.”
Me: “When there’s no logic, how can I argue?”
She: “You can’t. Buy the cookies.”
