“He looks like a bronze statute. I wonder how many times they had to dip him.”
“In bronze?”
“Self-tanner. Looks like they used a vat of the stuff. I bet they held him by the ankle and lowered him in.”
“And does that make Brad invulnerable to bad movie reviews?”
“Probably. Look what it did for Charlize Theron at the Oscars.”
“True.”
