Me: “You know, of course, that Bounce dryer sheets have 101 uses.”

She: “Wuh?”

She B: “Yeah, they can be used as a poor man’s condom.”

She: “WHAT!?!”

Me: “Kids come out dryer fresh.”

She: “Okay, I don’t wanna know any more!”

She B: “But we have 100 more sheets to use.”