Me: “Did you pick up enough free samples of deodorant?”
He: “Yep. I’ve got enough to last a year.”
Me: “What about the Rogaine samples? Did you pick up enough of those?”
He: “I don’t believe in handling something that pregnant mothers can’t use. That weirds me out.”
Me: “What? The possibility of what it will do to tiny, denuded fetuses? They’d probably pop out all bushy and needing a shave.”
He: “It’s not that. It’s the thought of some poor woman giving birth to the next Yeti.”
Me: “Really? Is that on the warning label?”
