Or so Dave’s Web of Lies would have you believe. Go test yourself against such whoppers as this:

The French Ministry of Culture has projected that 87 per cent of all French post-modernists will have deconstructed themselves by 2008.

The Prince of Wales intends to announce that he is abandoning his water-coloring hobby so that he may bill himself as “The Prince Formerly Known As Artist”.

Women are twelve times more radioactive than men.

Now I doubt everything.