She: "Can you let me know when you'll have this done?" Me: "What's your drop-dead date for this project?" She: "Yesterday." Me: "Sorry, I don't think we'll be able to meet that deadline. Really, how urgent is this?" She: "Well, my manager wants it done." Me: "Is it pee in your pants urgent or..." She:
Ping: "Season One was fantastic!" Pong: "Oh, and so was Season Two!" Net: "..." Ping: "I thought they lost their way this last season..." Pong: "Yes, but that last episode!" Net: "..." Ping: "Ohmygod! That was so GOOD!" Pong: "I know! I couldn't wait to see it again!!" Net: "..." Ping & Pong: "SQuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" Net:
She: "I almost put a word a day on my blog." Me: "Really? What was it?" She: "Flurry." Me: "Ah, don't you think people would already know what it means?" She: "I wanted to put it on there because it's fun to say!" Me: "Flurry! Oh, I have words like that, too. I thought I
Me: "Hello, K, I've lost Pattie's cat." K: "What? You ate Pattie's fat?" Me: "No, I lost her cat. I've been all over her apartment and I can't find the damned cat." K: "You're cat sitting?" Me: "Yeah. Cats don't get stuck behind things, do they?" K: "No. They only go into places they can
He: "I like the time travel episodes best. Like the one where Tasha comes back and leaves on the Enterprise C, and then a few seasons later she returns as her own daughter." Me: "Yeah, good times, good times. Didn't she just leave the show after the first season?" He: "She didn't even make it
She: "Okay, I had to call. We posted at exactly the same time." Me: "Great minds think alike. What was your home improvement project today? Did you use the dremel tool?" She: "Yeah, I worked on the stairs. It works great." Me: "How far did you get?" She: "Not far. After a while you start
Me: "I painted my bedroom today." She: "Already? Wow. I'm proud of you." Me: "For what?" She: "Embracing color. A year ago, all of your walls were white, and now you can't stand to have white walls in your place." Me: "I owe it all to you, Color Sensei!" She: "Hai!"
He: "This song is great! It's from 1987!" Me: "Great year. I graduated high school in '87." She: "I'll refrain from telling you when I graduated from high school." Me: "Okay, that's it! I'm going to sulk over there." She B: "What's wrong?" Me: "She refrained from telling me when she graduated, ostensibly to keep
He: "My sisters told me there are three criteria for bras: cut, color, comfort." Me: "They left out padding, lace, lift and whether it squishes your boobs together. And color? It's a choice between white/beige or not. All you need to know is if it can be seen under a white shirt." He: "I had
Me: "You know what I realize after watching this film?" She: "What?" Me: "I'd like to be in a cavalry charge." She: "Ahhh, I told you you'd like The Last Samurai ." Me: "Actually this idea started with Return of the King. That was a great charge!" She: "Yes it was, but I have no
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