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Pukey Girl

I got on the L last night after having a quick dinner/drink with the Fabulous Ms. B, and thought myself lucky to find a good seat on the train. In this case, it was the window seat of the pair that faces forward next to the pair that doesn't. Normally I prefer the second of

By |2004-09-17T17:00:00+00:00September 17th, 2004|Legacy|Comments Off on Pukey Girl

Overheard

"I finished reading Vogue today." "Uh-oh. What did you buy?" "Three pairs of fishnets. I've never worn fishnets." "That's the problem with reading those magazines. I have a copy of Allure waiting at home. I fear I'll be next." "Yes, prepare to loosen your pocketbook." I chuckled to myself and then froze in fear, remembering

By |2004-09-14T00:00:00+00:00September 14th, 2004|Legacy|Comments Off on Overheard

The Bronchial Entry

I haven't posted much lately which is unusual for me. The only thing going on my life right now is I'm sick. "Stay at home and don't infect your co-workers" sick. "Stay at home because your coughs are disturbing to people around you" sick. "Dear God, stay away from my child" sick. Sick. Doctor told

By |2004-09-12T09:00:00+00:00September 12th, 2004|Legacy|Comments Off on The Bronchial Entry

Evidence

Me: "Did the ceiling in your bathroom have cheetah spots?" He: "My bathroom?" Me: "Yeah, in McDonald's. Did it?" He: "Nooooooo. Did yours?" Me: "It did. Kinda freaked me out. That's something I didn't need to see this early in the morning." He: "Are you sure you weren't hallucinating?" Me: "I was not hallucinating! See,

By |2023-11-30T23:00:34+00:00September 6th, 2004|Legacy|Comments Off on Evidence

C is for Cookie

She: "Here, we need these, too." Me: "Entenmann's Chocolate Chip Cookies? We need these? I thought you were being good." She: "I was, but we have to get them. They're Amy's favorites!" Me: "But...Amy's not going to be there!" She: "Then we'll eat them in her honor." Me: "When there's no logic, how can I

By |2004-08-31T03:00:00+00:00August 31st, 2004|Legacy|Comments Off on C is for Cookie

Oh really…

Me: "You're too young to fly on a plane by yourself." Niece: "Oh yeah? When I was a baby I flew here to see Grandma and Grandpa." Me: "And you remember that?" Niece: "Uh-huh." Me: "Then you remember the plane crash, too?" Niece: "Uh-huh!" Me: "A-ha! There was no plane crash! I caught you fibbing!"

By |2004-08-29T01:00:00+00:00August 29th, 2004|Legacy|Comments Off on Oh really…

Surrey with the Fringe on Top

She: "I hear you saw Hugh Jackman while you were in New York." Me: "Yeah. He did a full costume change onstage. It was divine." She B: "There was so much hootin' and hollerin' that he broke character. It was so worth it." She: "Wait a minute. A costume change? When did he do the

By |2004-08-27T13:00:00+00:00August 27th, 2004|Legacy|Comments Off on Surrey with the Fringe on Top

Miracle

Me: "Let's head over to the Empire State Building." She: "..." Me: "We can get lunch at Macy's." She: "..." Me: "It's on 34th Street. Where the miracle took place." She: "...wait. Miracle? What miracle? There was a miracle?" Me: "You know, they claimed that Santa worked at Macy's." She: "...oh! Oh! You can't change

By |2004-08-20T19:29:00+00:00August 20th, 2004|Legacy|Comments Off on Miracle

Serendipity

Me: "Do you want to be peaceful while we're in New York this weekend?" She: "Ummmm...sure, why?" Me: "We get discounts if we protest our politics peacefully." She: "I hadn't planned on protesting." Me: "YES, YOU DID. And now you'll get discounts for being peaceful about it." She: "Ri-ight. I'm peaceful and I want discounts

By |2004-08-19T20:47:00+00:00August 19th, 2004|Legacy|Comments Off on Serendipity

Scene from a 2 1/2 Hour CTA Roadtrip

Passenger 1: "I heard they had a fire at Belmont." Passenger 2: "Nah, I think it was Diversy." Passenger 1: "Maybe. You heard about that guy that got hit yesterday?" Passenger 2: "Yeah, they found bits all over the tracks." Passenger 1: "Exactly! You know when it all started to go to hell?" Passenger 2:

By |2004-08-18T03:00:00+00:00August 18th, 2004|Legacy|Comments Off on Scene from a 2 1/2 Hour CTA Roadtrip

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