Me: “I’m glad we found Montana beer even if they didn’t have Moose Drool.”

She: “Yeah. I can’t believe the variety they had! Maybe they’ll get it in now that they know about it.”

Me: “You know, I think I should be an ambassador for Big Sky Brewing Company. It felt good to spread the word.”

She: “Nuh-uh. I should be the ambassador. After all, I’m the one who introduced you to it.”

Me: “True, true. Then I can be the Moose Drool evangelist. I’m a born again drooler!”

She: “Oooooooh! You should get t-shirts made. I want one!”

Me: “I thought you wanted to be the ambassador?”

She: “T-shirts have two sides.”