I have a Macintosh G3 Tower, 512MG of Ram, 6GB harddrive. It plays DVDs, CDs and Zips. There’s an external CD burner and OSX in a box (though I didn’t like the experience of it on the ol’ girl), and a Viewsonic 17″ with USB ports in the bottom. Goes by the name Power Pooter. You can change that, but why? WHY?!?!

You have either

1) A worthy cause — convince me. Or

2) Money. Enough for me to buy a nice lamp from Pottery Barn. Or maybe you have a nice lamp from Pottery Barn and we can trade? Hmmmm. Better stick with money.

You also have the ability to pick up the Power Pooter, moniter, etc. and haul it off. I don’t have a car, so I’m not going to meet you somewhere. I live on the second floor of my building. If your cause is truly worthy, I’ll help you move it to the first floor, but I wouldn’t count it too much. The list of the truly worthy is rather small.