Me: “If I have to hear one more time how Ben Affleck is sexy, I think I’ll backhand someone.”
She: “No kidding, he’s about as sexy as day-old carp.”
Me: “I was going to say cardboard, but then I realized that was unfair to cardboard.”
She: “And it’s fair to carp?”
Me: “Depends on how fresh it is.”
She: “Leathery from lying in the sun with one good eye still open, glistening…?”
Me: “Yeah, okay. Unfair to dead carp, too.”
She: “Sorry, I’m not fit for human consumption.”
Me: “And neither is Ben, but I much prefer your company.”