SVP: “So, ummmm, you, ummmm, have a classics background?”

Me: “No, I have a degree in economics. Why?”

SVP: “The, uhhhh, web page you showed was, uhhhhh, in Latin.”

Me: “Yes, I used Lorem Ipsum. It’s commonly used as placeholder text in design.”

SVP: “Oh, oh. So you, ummm, don’t read Latin.”

Me: “No, sorry.”

SVP: “Oh…”