He: “Did I tell you? One of my clients found Moose Drool on tap.”

Me: “In the city? Where?”

He: “Don’t know, but I’ll find out.”

Me: “Excellent! Find out and you’re moving up on my A-List.”

She: “Wait! He’s on your A-List?”

Me: “Yeah, he took care of the whole Hank Williams Jr. thing. He’s on my A-List.”

She: “Aren’t I on your A-List? I do all the girlie adventures with you, the manicures, the martinis…”

Me: “Of course you are! Only you’re down in pencil. He’s in ink.”

He: “Don’t worry, I’m not really on her A-list. Hank’s on her A-List.”

She: “But, but…”

Me: “Sorry. Country music and beer. You know what you have to do.”