Ping: “Season One was fantastic!”

Pong: “Oh, and so was Season Two!”

Net: “…”

Ping: “I thought they lost their way this last season…”

Pong: “Yes, but that last episode!”

Net: “…”

Ping: “Ohmygod! That was so GOOD!”

Pong: “I know! I couldn’t wait to see it again!!”

Net: “…”

Ping & Pong: “SQuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeee!!!”

Net: “…you know, I hate to say this, but you’ve both got that special glow. Alias must be a good substitute for what ails you.”

Ping & Pong: “SQuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Michael Vaughn! Vartan Ho! SQuuuuuueeeeeee!!!”

Net: “…I give up.”