Me: “Did I tell you I canceled my cable?”
She: “Ummmm, yes. Why? Why did you do it?”
Me: “I went home last night and the only thing on T.V. was Top Gun. I was forced to watch Top Gun for entertainment.”
SQUeeeeeeeee Girl: “But what’s wrong with that? I like Top Gun! It was a great movie.”
Me & She: “SQUeeeeeeeee! SQUeeeeeeeee!”
SQUeeeeeeeee Girl: “Wait! I’m not a SQUeeeeeeeee Girl!”
She: “Yes you are. You will find something nice to say about every book, movie or television program you see.”
SQUeeeeeeeee Girl: “But the volley ball scene! The volley ball scene is worth the whole movie!”
Me & She: “SQUeeeeeeeee! SQUeeeeeeeee!”
SQUeeeeeeeee Girl: “I can’t help it! Ahhhhhhrrrrrgh!”
