If the CTA sells line naming rights to corporations, I’ll scream. I shudder to think what it would look like:

Brown Line — sponsored by UPS?
Purple Line — sponsored by Royal Caribbean Cruises?
Green Line — sponsored by the EPA?
Red Line — sponsored by Red M&Ms?
Orange Line — sponsored by Tropicana?

Or maybe they would change the stop names to product names. Instead of Belmont, we could have the iPod stop! Now approaching iPod…transfer to M&M, UPS, and Royal Carribean lines…

I will scream.