Vendor (with tasty British accent): “Hello, I’m Rob with *mumble, mumble*. I need to talk to you about document storage.”
Me (with fakey British accent): “Would that be paper, electronic, or other?”
Vendor: “Paper. Would you be the correct person to talk to?”
Me: “No, I would not. I’m a web person. Truly.”
Vendor: “Truly, then? Would you mind forwarding me to the correct person?”
Me: “I wouldn’t, except I don’t know who that would be.”
Vendor: “Ah. Then your operator, perhaps?”
Me: “I’ll try, but I’m new here and the phone system vexes me greatly.”
Vendor: “Well, give your best shot.”
Me: “Cheeri-o!”
