Great Friday
She: “So, you got plans?”
Me: “Yes, I’m going to take up recreational shopping for its therapeutic value. I think I’ll start tomorrow.”
She: “Going to make that Good Friday, Great, huh?”
Me: “Yeah, I’m starting with the shoe store across the street.”
She: “Just remember, Jesus died for your sins, but those cows died for your shoes.”
Me: “Don’t invoke lightning. What’s wrong with you?”
