You Are What You Eat
She: “Does this diet follow the USDA’s food pyramid?”
He: “Yeah, I think so.”
Me: “I don’t like following the pyramid. I’d rather follow the shape I’m after.”
She: “Do you think they have a food circle? Or a rhombus?”
He: “I’d much rather follow the food trapezoid.”
Me: “Exactly. Who wants to end up looking like a pyramid?”
