Watching

Me: “I’m so sweet and innocent. I bet you’re bored out of your mind trying to surveil me.”

He: “Yeah…”

Me: “Guess you make up stories and scenes about me to keep yourself amused.”

He: “Sometimes…”

Me: “I can picture you doing little sock-puppet shows about my life.”

He: “Huh, yeah…”

Me: “It must be a bitch.”

He: “What?”

Me: “Getting the blood stains out of socks.”

He: “You’re an interesting individual.”