Me: “What’s wrong?”
Lil She: “It won’t come off!”
Me: “It won’t come off? Your skin supposed to stay attached.”
Lil She: “No!!! The red won’t come off.”
Me: “You’re not scrubbing hard enough. Guess you’ll have to stay red.”
Lil She: “No!!! Make it come off!”
Me: “Sorry, kid.”
