Movie Review
She: “Have you seen the new Spiderman film, yet?”
Me: “I saw it over the weekend.”
She: “And?”
Me: “It was pretty good. The sticky floor added a sense of verisimilitude.”
She: “Ewww.”
Me: “It would’ve been fine if they’d stopped there, but they made the arm rests sticky, too.”
She: “EWWW!”
