Clock. Wise.
Me: “If you get drunk, and the room starts spinning, does it spin counter-clockwise if you’re on the other side of the equator?”
She: “What?”
Me: “You know, like toliet water. It spins the other way when you’re in Brazil.”
She: “The more important question is, if you’re ON the equator, in the jungle, does the water drop straight down?”
Me: “I guess that would explain why they don’t have toliets in the Amazon.”
She: “If a toliet flushes in the jungle, can you hear it?”
Me: “Obviously, there’s much research to be done. I see I’ve been wasting my life.”
