Grabbing

She: “So, what you’re saying is, you’re grabbing life by the horns.”

Me: “No, lower.”

She: “What?”

Me: “I’m grabbing lower than that.”

She: “By the teats?”

Me: “No, lower much lower.”

She: “By the knees?”

Me: “Yes, I’m grabbing life by the knees. I’m digging into the kneecaps and not letting go.”

She: “Get a grip.”