Non Sequitur
She B: “… and so I think he’s single.”
She: “That’s right! There’s a vacuum there, and your name is Hoover!”
Me: “…”
She: “Okay, that didn’t sound right.”
Me: “That sounded no where near right. It was very, very wrong. You need to work on your transitions.”
She B: “I thought we were talking about men. Why are you always changing the subject?”
She: “I suck.”
