Can’t keep a good man down
She: “I know you didn’t mean to bring back the Ghost of Christmas Past.”
Me: “I meant for him to stay locked in the closet. Guess I’ll have to bury hatchet between his eyes. Can’t have him wandering around.”
She: “You’re a woman with issues.”
Me: “I have no issues.”
She: “The first step on the road to recovery is to admit there might be a slight chance you have issues.”
Me: “If that’s all I need to do to reach Nirvana, I’m in. Lord knows I’ll need it in order to make up for my treatment of the G.C.P.”
