Audience Participation
Me: “Since you’re constantly journaling, I’m surprised you haven’t tried running a blog.”
He: “I don’t know. It seems a awful lot like masturbation to me.”
Me: “Yes, but it’s masturbation with an audience.”
He: “…”
Me: “Guess you’re not bent that way.”
He: “No, I need the virtual curtains to be closed.”
