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Me: “So I hear they have a cafe at American Girl Place.”
She: “You didn’t know that?”
Me: “No, I haven’t been into the scene. My boss went, and tells me that they have special seats for the American Girl dollies and serve them dolly portions of whatever you’re having.”
She: “Ah, and do you plan to go and take your dolly?”
Me: “Well, I asked her if it had to be an American Girl dolly. I would go if I could take my Biker Rabbit dolly with the eye patch and duct tape holding it together.”
She: “And?”
Me: “She didn’t think they would serve him. They’re dolly-ist.”
