On Music…
She (mezzo soprano): “Born Free! As free as the wind blows! As free as the grass grows!”
Me: “Excuse me, but you’re not going to start singing, ‘They Call the Wind Mariah’? Are you?”
She: “What’s wrong with ‘They Call the Wind Mariah Carey’?”
Me: “Same thing that’s wrong with ‘Mariah Carey on My Wayward Son’.”
She: “Problem was, Kansas never could hit the high notes.”
