She B: “So he sends me this picture of him with his pants unzipped and it’s wrapping around his undershorts to the back of his butt.”
She: “And the name of this Lothorio?”
She B: “Hung14inches. And I’m not sure why he wrote me, I mean he’s in New York!”
Me: “It’s okay, he can probably do ya without leaving the state.”
She: “I can see him rolling down the highway with that thing, it’d be hanging out the window.”
Me: “He’d have to tie one of those red ribbons on it just to be road legal.”
