Bidding
Me: “…you can get one of those on Ebay, you know.”
She: “You can find anything on Ebay.”
Me: “Really? What do you have bids on?”
She: “A soul. I should check on it — the auction will be over in a few hours.”
Me: “Are souls cheap? Do you have to meet any minimum bids?”
She: “Cheap? Yes. Where they get you is on the extraction costs and delivery charges.”
Me: “Ah…you have to sign any nasty paperwork?”
She: “In red ink.”
