Chirp. Chirp.
“Damn it all, what does it want now? Why does it need attention now? I’m not getting out of bed, I’m not!”
…Chirp. Chirp.
“Noooo…no matter how hard it cries!”
…Chirp. Chirp.
“Noooooooo!”
…Chirp. Chirp.
“Fine! Into the cradle with you!”
…Chirp.
“*@!#!! cell phone had better learn to sleep through the night.”
