This morning I endured a 14 minute safety video that came straight from 1981. Among the pearls of wisdom: Ergonomics. It's a new word in the workplace. Sweaty palms and electricity don't mix. They weren't called monitors back in the day. No, they were video display terminals. I want those 14 minutes back.
Much, that is. I'm too tired to blog much. Crazy lady that I am, I ran on Tuesday instead of waiting another month or so for my shoulder to finish healing. I'm dreading the recriminations from my physical therapist tomorrow. Sigh. I had to start running again. The stairmaster, while a worthy machine for vague
I've been having a bit of fun, searching through Blogger profiles and comparing them to mine. There are at least a dozen other people who listen to Apoptygma Berzerk (If they're spelling it correctly, that is. A-p-o-p-t-y-g-m-a B-e-r-z-e-r-k. Pray you don't have to say it out loud!), and even a few more who listen to
He: "...and so I told her that you were responsible and would take care of it." Me: "Thanks, I need you to be the wind beneath my wings." He: "It's part of my job description. Except..." Me: "Except what?" He: "I was looking at my career path and it seems the next step is the
How many years has West Wing been on the air? Five? Why didn't anyone ever tell me about this series!!! You people know I live under a rock -- it took me, what, four years to get around to Buffy? Two years to catch on to Alias? Sheesh. I had no inkling this amazing series
She: "Was that a rain drop?" Me: "No. Of course not." She: "Then what was it?" Me: "A very moist bug." Splat Splat Splat She: "And all of those?" Me: "A swarm." She: "..." Me: "It's NOT raining!" She: "Okay, okay. I didn't think so."
Me: "I'm glad we found Montana beer even if they didn't have Moose Drool." She: "Yeah. I can't believe the variety they had! Maybe they'll get it in now that they know about it." Me: "You know, I think I should be an ambassador for Big Sky Brewing Company. It felt good to spread the
He: "Kohler doesn't make those big flushers any more -- you know, the 10 gallon models." He2: "I think they have to use the low volumn flushers to satisfy environmentalists. The most you can find are the 3 gallons." He3: "They make the power flushers now, so you can get more action with less water."
Physical Therapist: "Have a good weekend! Stay vertical, TG!" Me: "Awwwwww. What if I don't want to stay vertical? That's no fun!" My Physical Therapist: "I think you ruined her weekend." Physical Therapist: "Fine. Get horizontal if you'd like, but don't fall down and hurt your arm." Me: "I'll try my best. On both counts."
Me: "...and on Monday I'll be eradicating passive voice." He: "..." Me: "Obviously, the battle starts at home." He: "Obviously." ::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-:: She: "A girl looks good with bullion." She B: "Excuse me, did you say you looked good with a boy on?" Me: "I think you should try on both and see which you like
