Every great Friday night out with the girls begs some comparison to the fearsome foursome of Sex and the City. Who's quiet Charlotte, the girl who believes in love? Who's cynical Miranda? Who's hot, hot, hot for sex like Samantha? And who's Carrie? We passed this phase after a few martinis and settled into the
He: "So, where are you from?" Me: "Rural Missouri." He (shocked, surprised): "No. Seriously?" Me: "Yes, I was raised on a farm." He: "Huh." Me: "Why, where did you think I was from?" He: "I would've said upstate New York." Me: "You're kidding. I give off an upstate New York vibe?" He2: "I agree. I
Did you know that abandonment rates for blogs are at 45%? Neither did I. This blog isn't on its way to becoming a statistic, but I will admit that it hasn't received much care and feeding as of late. There have been a number of reasons for this. One, I've been sick with whooping cough.
Me: "You know, of course, that Bounce dryer sheets have 101 uses." She: "Wuh?" She B: "Yeah, they can be used as a poor man's condom." She: "WHAT!?!" Me: "Kids come out dryer fresh." She: "Okay, I don't wanna know any more!" She B: "But we have 100 more sheets to use."
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