Me: "I painted my bedroom today." She: "Already? Wow. I'm proud of you." Me: "For what?" She: "Embracing color. A year ago, all of your walls were white, and now you can't stand to have white walls in your place." Me: "I owe it all to you, Color Sensei!" She: "Hai!"
He: "This song is great! It's from 1987!" Me: "Great year. I graduated high school in '87." She: "I'll refrain from telling you when I graduated from high school." Me: "Okay, that's it! I'm going to sulk over there." She B: "What's wrong?" Me: "She refrained from telling me when she graduated, ostensibly to keep
He: "My sisters told me there are three criteria for bras: cut, color, comfort." Me: "They left out padding, lace, lift and whether it squishes your boobs together. And color? It's a choice between white/beige or not. All you need to know is if it can be seen under a white shirt." He: "I had
