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Monthly Archives: June 2003

What Goldilocks Wears to Work

She: "Is that a new top?" Me: "No, I've had it for a while." She: "Ahhh, so it was a closet find." Me: "No, I didn't forget about it. It's one of those weird tops were it can't be too cold or too hot out in order to wear it." She: "Today is a three

By |2003-06-27T18:27:00+00:00June 27th, 2003|Legacy|Comments Off on What Goldilocks Wears to Work

Weather

She: "I know we're not in the same color scheme or anything, but I'm wearing a little flower print, too." Me: "It's little flower print weather. They start coming out when the temperature gets over 80."

By |2003-06-24T18:56:00+00:00June 24th, 2003|Legacy|Comments Off on Weather

On the importance of having goals…

Me: "Do you have goals? He: "Wuh? Sure..." Me: "Have you outlived Kurt Cobain?" He: "What do you mean?" Me: "Are you older than Kurt Cobain when he died?" He: "No, he was like 27 or something. Why?" Me: "Last week it was pointed out to me that I'd outlived Jesus, so I figured I

By |2003-06-16T19:22:00+00:00June 16th, 2003|Legacy|Comments Off on On the importance of having goals…

-ine

BF: "I think I'll have a little bread before I go. Ehmmm. Tastes like a saltine without the salt...you know, like -ine. Want some?" Me: "No, thanks. I'm watching my -ine intake." BF: "I'm sure it's bad for certain internal organs." Me: "It'd be ugly if I vented my -ine all over the able." BF:

By |2003-06-13T18:29:00+00:00June 13th, 2003|Legacy|Comments Off on -ine

The Harvest

She: "So how was the harvest?" Me: "I think that if he put his mind to it, Greenspan could do stand up." She: "Why? Did he smile?" Me: "No, but in his opening remarks he said, 'There was too much joviality when I walked in here. This is the central bank -- we're not supposed

By |2003-06-12T14:16:00+00:00June 12th, 2003|Legacy|Comments Off on The Harvest

What’s Inside…

Me: "Do you still have your creamy center?" BF: "No, my inner child ate it." Me: "Really? If he still has it, then you technically you do, too." BF: "Who says my inner child is a boy? Maybe it's a girl." Me: "Really? Why do you say that?" BF: "I don't know, it's a possibility.

By |2003-06-08T20:49:00+00:00June 8th, 2003|Legacy|Comments Off on What’s Inside…

New T.L.A.

Big Important Constituency I can now refer to the P.T.B.'s as B.I.C.'s. Tee, hee.

By |2003-06-05T20:41:00+00:00June 5th, 2003|Legacy|Comments Off on New T.L.A.

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