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Monthly Archives: April 2003

On Wearing Whites…

She: "Don't you look nice in your crisp white jacket!" Me: "Thanks. Want to have lunch?" She: "Sure, I hear they're serving spaghetti and meatballs." Me: "Really? Maybe I could get a glass of grape juice, too." She: "That would be just the thing! Here, I have a leaky pen -- you could write out

By |2003-04-28T21:27:00+00:00April 28th, 2003|Legacy|Comments Off on On Wearing Whites…

Dental Badinage

Dentist: "Anesthesia?" Me: "Why do you pose that as a question? It should be a foregone conclusion." Dentist: "C'mon, I've only got a little drilling to do. It won't be bad." Me: "Uh, huh." Dentist: "I'm not a sadist." Me: "..." Dentist: "I'm not!" Me: "Okay, okay...so how does this work, you have a safe

By |2003-04-28T17:17:00+00:00April 28th, 2003|Legacy|Comments Off on Dental Badinage

Oh good, the feeble banter portion of the day…

He: "Was that a derisive snort coming from you?" Me: "Hmmm, what?" He: "Were you being derisive?" Me: "About what?" He: "Me." Me: "No. You're beneath my notice." He: "Oh. Guess I'll work on that." Me: "Sorry, what did you say?" He: "Look, you have to leave me with an avenue for communication or I'll

By |2003-04-22T22:13:00+00:00April 22nd, 2003|Legacy|Comments Off on Oh good, the feeble banter portion of the day…

Debriefing

She: "So, you're alive?" Me: "Yes. And in one piece." She: "How was it?" Me: "In light of their banter, I was left wondering how our conversations must seem to outsiders." She: "They had their own language?" Me: "Yeah, talking in short-hand and such." She: "But did they have secret hand signals?" Me: "Not that

By |2003-04-21T14:44:00+00:00April 21st, 2003|Legacy|Comments Off on Debriefing

2AM Feeding

Chirp. Chirp. "Damn it all, what does it want now? Why does it need attention now? I'm not getting out of bed, I'm not!" ...Chirp. Chirp. "Noooo...no matter how hard it cries!" ...Chirp. Chirp. "Noooooooo!" ...Chirp. Chirp. "Fine! Into the cradle with you!" ...Chirp. "*@!#!! cell phone had better learn to sleep through the night."

By |2003-04-16T14:00:00+00:00April 16th, 2003|Legacy|Comments Off on 2AM Feeding

Between the Lines: A Conversation with My Boss

Boss: "I want you to build the best site in the system." Me: "Great! I've been wanting to change the way we do things. I can't wait to get started!" Boss: "Whoa! People are going to have a hard time with change. They won't go for it." Me: "Oh, we'll present best practices, do baseline

By |2003-04-14T19:58:00+00:00April 14th, 2003|Legacy|Comments Off on Between the Lines: A Conversation with My Boss

Making Friends in Vegas, Part II

She: "Hear them going at it next door?" Me: "Yeah, let's cheer them on." She: "Don't you dare!" Me (beating in time on the wall): "Go, Bob Barker! Go, Bob Barker! The price is right! The price is right! Cummmmmmmm on dowwwwwwn! Yes! YES, oh GAWWD, YESSSSSSS!" She: "It's quiet again. I think they're done."

By |2003-04-06T01:34:00+00:00April 6th, 2003|Legacy|Comments Off on Making Friends in Vegas, Part II

On Matters of Rest and Relaxation…

She: "Why should I take my camera? You're taking your camera." Me: "It's your vacation. Take it or not -- it doesn't matter." She: "You mean I can do what I want?" Me: "Absolutely." She: "What if I want to take off all my clothes and run naked down the street?" Me: "Hey, I don't

By |2003-04-01T03:10:00+00:00April 1st, 2003|Legacy|Comments Off on On Matters of Rest and Relaxation…

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