And it's nutritious, too. Me: "So I'm trying some energy gum." She: "Yeah? How is it?" Me: "Pretty good. It's got Ginkgo Balboa in it." She: "Wait. Wasn't Balboa a Spanish explorer?" Me: "Yeah, he discovered herbal remedies."
Method de Scientifique She: "It's beyond the ken of science." Me: "Then it's probably beyond the barbie of science, too." She: "Nothing gets past barbie."
The Age Old Question He: "I've never understood why women have so many shoes." Me: "Do you really want to know?" He: "Sure." Me: "It's simple. Feet don't gain weight." He: "Ahhh..."
Grabbing She: "So, what you're saying is, you're grabbing life by the horns." Me: "No, lower." She: "What?" Me: "I'm grabbing lower than that." She: "By the teats?" Me: "No, lower much lower." She: "By the knees?" Me: "Yes, I'm grabbing life by the knees. I'm digging into the kneecaps and not letting go." She:
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